Is it a breakfast? Is it a lunch? Who cares, as long as the Prosecco's plentiful!
The rise of the Brunch in London's culinary scene is a joyful thing. It enjoys a reputation as a distinguished, classy way to catch up with friends. After all, it's basically just a breakfast date with a little wine, right? Well, sure. Unless it's a bottomless brunch that'll end with you dancing on the table, screaming the chorus to Britney's Hit Me Baby One More Time with egg smeared over your face...
Noughties Bottomless Brunch
London Cocktail Club, Clapham Common
Prosecco and pizza soundtracked by Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Beyonce, you say? Don’t mind if we do!
Choose between a one or two hour slot (if you choose one hour, we can’t be friends) and munch on as many slices as you can manage. It’s only Margherita pizza, which is a minor downer, but you’ll be so transfixed on the drag queens belting out noughties hits, we’re willing to bet you won’t even notice.
£35pp (1hr) or £49 (2hrs)
Saturdays 1pm - 4pm Sounds noughtie. Book it now!
Waffles and Bubbles Bottomless Brunch
Waffles, maple syrup and bacon. It shouldn’t work, but somehow it just does. Duo Shoreditch serves up America’s most confusing culinary offering alongside a whole bunch of more traditional options (we’ll take banana and biscoffi please, waiter…)
The Prosecco flows for two whole hours and DJs play club classics for the whole duration. Worth also mentioning that in addition to the midday-2pm slot, there’s a 3pm-5pm window for those of us who like to take our brunch at an even more leisurely hour.
Saturdays and Sundays 12pm – 2pm or 3pm – 5pm Stop waffling and get booking!
Brunch and Bubbles
Feel all fancy by strolling through the streets of Mayfair before ducking into Bocconcino to fill your belly. Unlimited pizza (choose between 10 different pizzas!) and Prosseco this good will have you speaking fluent Italian by the time you leave and DJs are on hand to keep the energy levels flowing as you tuck into your 500th slice of deep pan Diavola heaven.
£49pp Saturdays and Sundays 12pm - 2:30pm
Moulin Rouge Bottomless Brunch
Tonight Josephine, Waterloo
There’s a distinct lack of any Marmalaaaaade on the menu here, but don’t let that put you off. Pulled pork BBQ buns, Smashed avocado on toast and a Louisiana burger will line the stomach for 90 minutes of Prosecco, while the stage welcomes drag, cabaret and lip-sync battles for your entertainment.
Saturdays 3pm – 5:30pm
It'd be Rouge not to - book me in!
Jamaican Brunch and Bottomless Booze
Ma Petite Jamaica, Camden
Choose a main course from Ma Petite Jamaica’s mouthwatering menu and settle into a two hour session in the heart of Camden. You won’t be surprised to hear that Rum Punch and Rum Maria are also on offer here, but if it’s Prosecco you’re after, they’ll see you right.
The menu goes full Caribbean with jerk chicken, coconut fish curry or even a St Anne’s brunch, which includes saltfish fricassee, chunky yam chips and macaroni cheese.
£34.50pp (minimum 2 people)
Saturdays and Sundays, time slots from 12pm - 2:45pm Jamaica me want to book brunch
Megan’s Bottomless Brunch
Mediterranean-inspired brunch served up on a sun-soaked terrace is the way weekends should be done, and for £25 you can add a whole 90 minutes of free-flowing Prosecco into the mix. With locations across London, chances are you’re within stumbling distance of a branch and they’re pet friendly, which means it technically counts as a dog-walk, too. The Shakshorizo Baked Eggs here are a thing of beauty.
£25pp + food extra Find me a local Megan's
It’s Britney Brunch
Tonight Josephine, Waterloo
Britney, brunch, burgers and bingo, paired with Prosseco, beer or a range of cocktails. What’s not to like? Hold on to your glasses as a troupe of drag Britneys warble their way through the pop icon’s back catalogue. Josephine’s brunches are on the raucous side, so don’t expect a sedate affair - but you can hardly complain when you’re dancing on the table after 90 minutes of free bubbles, can you?
Sundays 1pm - 3:30pm
Bottomless Brunch Away With the Circus
CIRCUS London, Covent Garden
If watching people bend themselves into a pretzel is your ideal way to spend an afternoon, then CIRCUS London is for you. The country’s finest performers put their bodies through unimaginable feats while you stuff your face with Pan Asian food and an hour of Prosseco like the glutton you are. It's got head-spinning handbalancers, contortionists and even fire eaters, which will come in handy if your food comes out a little on the undercooked side.
£20pp plus food extra (minimum 2 people)
Daily 12:30pm - 1:30pm and 2:45pm - 3:45pm
Supa Dupa Fly X Bottomless Brunch
Brunch with views for miles is what you’ll be served up at Peckham’s Skylight. You’ll get two courses, with cinnamon spiced banana French toast, crushed avocado on soudough and quinoa breakfast bowl among the choices, and 60 minutes of free Prosecco or cocktails. BBC 1Xtra’s Emily Rawson will be on the decks, sending hip-hop and R&B classics out into the Peckham sky at one of South London’s best rooftop venues.
£39.90pp (min 2 people per booking)
Saturdays 12:30 p.m. - 5:30 p.m.
Bottomless drinks served between 1 - 2 p.m.
This sounds SUPA. I'll book it right now
Bottomless Brunches at Jones & Sons
Jones & Sons, Dalston
A solid, TWO hour offering here means you’ll more than get your money’s worth - and when you factor in Jones & Sons’ top notch Modern English grub, you’d do well to find a better venue bottomless brunch.
Keep it healthy with yoghurt, granola and berries or go all-out slob with a chargrilled full English of Belgian waffles. Whatever you choose, you’ll be able to enjoy it at a leisurely pace and still have plenty of time for that Prosseco.
Saturday 11-5 & Sunday 11-3
If you’re anything like us, BBQ meat is a welcome addition to ANY meal, and Hotbox serves plenty of it on their brunch menu. Brisket Hash, Pork Belly Benedict and a Brekkie Burger are standouts here. Pay for your food order and an extra £25 gets you two hours of unlimited bubbles.
£25 + food extra
Tues - Sat 11:30 - 2:15
Sun 11:30 - 2:30
Bottomless Brunches at Daisy Green, Barbie Green and Beany Green
Paddington and Little Venice
Take two courses (one savoury, one sweet) and 90 minutes of Prosseco on board these beautiful, listed barges on London’s picturesque waterways.
Run by Aussies, who’ve been indulging in brunches long before us Brits cottoned on, all the classics are on offer as well as Banana Bread Sandwiches, Peach Melba Coconut French Toast and Shakshouka.
You get the added bonus of being able to claim that wobbly walk is all down to sea legs and not the three bottles of Prosecco you downed with your bacon roll.
£48.90pp - full table bookings only
Monday - Saturday 10am - 3:30pm
Sundays 12:00pm - 3:30pm
Issho-Ni serves up deliciously clean and flavoursome sushi that’ll make you feel like a high-flyer when washed down with a glass of cold Prosseco. The unlimited brunch costs £36 and includes endless sashimi and Maki Rolls, plus one main per person. Add £17 to your bill and you’ll benefit from unlimited Prosseco, too.
£37 + £17 for unlimited drinks
Saturdays 12 - 3:30pm
Angel, Spitalfields. Balham
Well-known for its brunch menu, which uses only locally sourced ingredients and offers up delights including Harissa Eggs, Smoky Shakshuka and the Marcus Breakfast, Brother Marcus also offers a £30 top-up for those wanting unlimited booze for 90 minutes. Prosseco, Bloody Marys, Bellinis, Mimosas and beers are all included, so you’ll get your fill with brunch here.
£30pp + food extra
Mon - Fri: 8:30- 12:00 Sat 9:00 - 16:00
Sun: 9:30 - 16:00
Bottomless Pizza Brunch
Crust Bros, Waterloo
Look, there’s a time and a place for healthy brunch. We get that. But it’s ALWAYS the time and the place for pizza, so Crisp Bros speaks our language.
How much sourdough pizza and Prosseco can you finish in 90 minutes? All we need is a seat next to the pizza oven and a conveyor belt and we’ll comfortably see that the £35 price tag is exceeded.
Saturdays & Sundays 12 - 4:30pm
Lantana Blowout Brunch
London Bridge, Fitzrovia, Shoreditch
Lantana’s three branches all offer a modern take on brunch inspired by their Aussie roots, with menus including Avocado Poke Bowls, Indonesian Fried Rice with Kimchi or Shredded Chicken and even a Bubble and Squeak Benedict. A reasonable £35 will get you unlimited Prosseco alongside your brunch item, gives you a full 90 minute window to attack those bottles with gusto.
Saturdays and Sundays 9am - 4pm
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